Dear Bird Whose Crap is Now Splattered All Over Ruby and I,
You have the entire atmosphere at your disposal. How did you even manage to be in that exact spot at the precise moment Ruby and I were there?
Signed,
Man with a Brand New Helmet and a Freshly Washed Bike
P.S. You stink. No, really. Use the neighbor's bird bath more often.
R.I.P. Bird
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